I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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