Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You can make out without kissing
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