i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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