yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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