Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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