I'm really into asian looking animals
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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