I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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