well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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