the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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