You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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