Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
40s are totally the cure
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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