Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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