Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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