Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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