you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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