the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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