If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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