Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I have post one night stand depression
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