I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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