I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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