Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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