I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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