I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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