I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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