I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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