Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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