at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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