there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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