I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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