I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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