just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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