He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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