covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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