I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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