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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
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