TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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