I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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