Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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