don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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