That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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