woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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