with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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