He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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