Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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