I'm laying in your front yard are you home
only you would photoshop your dick
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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