we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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