at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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