Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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