Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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