i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Do you have feelings for this penis?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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